By: Debbie Moore-Black, RN
My first post-op night from my nephrectomy was short of fantastical to almost devastating.
I woke up in the PACU after my surgery. Extremely confused and disoriented. I felt like I was inside a video game and trying to frantically escape.
When I entered my new post op room on a medical surgical unit, it had that brand new hotel-like decor. A shiny and new unit.
The nurses and techs and NP’s greeted me. Great surgery, pathology reports will come soon of your nephrectomy, Renal Cell Carcinoma. You did well.
I always made sure to never work on a Medical-Surgical unt because the truth is, they are grossly understaffed. It’s a hard job.
Throughout the night, I heard an old woman chant repeatedly “help me , help me” over and over again, an older man obviously going through DT’s, falling out of bed and screaming incoherently.
It’s a hard unit.
I wanted to be the ideal patient!! Best behavior. No complications.
Night shift came, a vintaged nurse in her 50’s came to check in. She told me she was a traveler. Nurse patient ratio on this Med-Surg unit was typically 6 patients per nurse.
She appeared savvy, smart, practical.
She let me know she was a Sagittarius.
Interesting and strange because I would never be concerned about someone’s horoscope alignment. Especially a nurse. Odd.
0300 came. I started to have pain. Intense abdominal pain, at least an 8 on the pain scale of 1-10.
She gave me Dilaudid IVP.
Everything seemed well, the pain eased off,
But
Within 30 minutes I started to have shallow breathing. Forcing myself to breathe.
And I got scared.
I went into ICU nurse mode. Instructed my son (a highschool Math teacher) where the Code blue button was. If I deteriorated, I instructed him to call out “rapid response team stat”
Call my nurse, something is wrong with me. Shallow rapid breathing I thought I was going to code. The response time for this nurse was unusually slow.
I begged for a stat CBC as my hemoglobin was already under 9. The nurse refused. She said the lab will obtain my hgb at 5:00 am.
I need a nebulizer. I started to spout out orders that a typical ICU nurse would do.
She was lethargic, gave me an Ativan. Granted I was also having some type of psychotic reaction to the dilaudid but she was slow to move and obviously didn’t feel the impending doom that I did.
I apologized to her but said I needed help. I told her “I know too much”
Her response was “I know too much also. I’m a Sagittarius “
I made it through that night. I did not become a code blue or RRT, my NP came to make rounds on me, I told her my situation from last night. The NP said the only communication she had from this nurse was that I needed a Tylenol for a headache.
And by the way… my hemoglobin had dropped to 7.6.
She certainly put a big smear on this unit. This Medical -Surgical unit of nurses and techs working so hard. High acuities understaffed unit.
I’m thankful my son was with me. I gave him his first lesson in what it’s like to be an ICU nurse.
The importance of listening to the patient and the symptoms . The importance of being readily available to the patient and using critical thinking skills.
And the importance of never ever telling a patient your horoscope sign. A totally inappropriate response.
My first post op night: nightmare and incompetence. And reportable.